Three friends talk romance novels.

Two sound like crazy people.

One is a therapist -

with no idea what she’s in for.

Topics range from contemporary, erotic, and dark romance to faery, werewolf, and alien porn.

Come for the sexy book boyfriends, possessive shadow daddies, and sassy, saucy heroines., Stay for the uncomfortable talk about girth, awkward sexual positioning, and the physiology of supernatural penises.

Hold on to your panties, kids. It’s about to get weird.

But, like, in a sexy way.